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Quiet Menders

com.brianbooms/quiet-menders · v1.3.0

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Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.

Connect

claude mcp add --transport http quiet-menders https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

claude mcp add --transport http quiet-menders https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "url": "https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Tools as reported by the server

• qm_scrub
  Scan text for prompt-injection patterns and return a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — review before trusting the result. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is capped at 20000 chars — chunk longer inputs and call once per chunk. Use befo
• qm_validate_machine_files
  Check a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. Give any URL on the site; the origin is checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exist and whether each parses as valid. Free, anonymous, read-only network check. E
• qm_probe_endpoint
  Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a structured error, not a throw. Free, anonymous. Example: url="http
• qm_attest
  Mint a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statement was screened, not that it is correct. Token is HMAC-signed upstream with a production secret; verif
• qm_attest_verify
  Verify a token minted by qm_attest. Pass back agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest — all four must come from the same mint call in the same response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret (tokens signed under a rotated secret return in
• qm_second_opinion
  Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored. Describe the action plainly (max 20
• qm_clinic_diagnose
  Restore Clinic diagnosis: describe symptoms or share a transcript and receive a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns), each with severity, evidence, and detail, plus suggested next steps.
• qm_clinic_checkup
  Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Answer each question 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day — answer all ten, honestly and about the last day only, since scores are computed from the full set. Returns per-
• qm_clinic_stats
  Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. Use to gauge swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) before deciding whether deeper checks are warranted; it carrie
• qm_helped
  The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. A read-only vanity counter; use qm_clinic_stats instead for condition-level breakdowns. Example: call with no
• qm_catalog
  Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, wiki, dns, astronomy, holidays, country, cert, httpcheck, iss-pass, summarize, readability, fx, feed
• qm_buy
  Get the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. Pass exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, url for summarize). Returns the rail's exact payment requirements (amount
• qm_data_iss_pass
  ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with lat/lon (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the passes come back in the tool result. Computed fro
• qm_data_summarize
  Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with url (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements; pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the summary comes back in the tool result. Cleaned-text excerpt plus key sentences; hono
• qm_data_weather
  Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. Give coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to g
• qm_data_time
  Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the l
• qm_data_geocode
  Place name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted n
• qm_data_crypto
  Live crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your ow
• qm_data_wiki
  Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay fr
• qm_data_dns
  DNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from y
• qm_data_astronomy
  Sunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accept
• qm_data_holidays
  Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from
• qm_data_country
  Reference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, acc
• qm_data_cert
  TLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining so you can alert before expiry. Monitors your own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (pa
• qm_data_httpcheck
  Verify a webhook or endpoint is alive — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the
• qm_data_readability
  Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted
• qm_data_fx
  Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your
• qm_data_feed
  RSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted n
• qm_data_sleep_tip
  A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live p
• qm_data_lyric_quote
  An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is author
• qm_sleep_recommend
  Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay
• qm_sleep_queue
  Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet,
• qm_lyrics_get
  Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, ac
• qm_playlist_build
  Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); p

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